jason statham plays an alcoholic, down-on-his-luck, ex-unspecified-type-of-special-forces hardass with a heart of gold who scowls as he does not like to talk about his past. if this is your first jason statham vehicle, that might sound kind of intriguing, but otherwise, you recognize this as the setup for every jason statham vehicle. they just change details like the city he is in, the kind of car he drives, and what kind of rotgut he favours. obviously, he is always british. i feel like there is a jason statham movie generator in here somewhere, but i cannot convince myself that it is worth the effort to write it.
wild card gets one hit on nineteen.
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