http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0993842/
i read a review which compared hanna to the bourne identity. i think this is true in much the same way that my work commute is like the tour de france.
this film had a promising premise, but failed utterly to do anything with it. they made the kid a super-soldier, but then tried to treat that as if it were the same as being a super-agent. i am just being overly nitpicky here, but it bothers me because those two things are not interchangeable. it also bothers me that the super-agent father type who trained her apparently did not teach her how to have a normal conversation with another human being. even just himself! and while i am being nitpicky, let me just add that much of the violence was completely misplaced. it would have been better suited to a low-grade slasher instead of an action movie. not only was it jarring, but it also served to distract-via-anticipation for the whole rest of the movie.
2011-04-10
2011-04-03
blair witch 2: book of shadows
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0229260/
i had the best of intentions. i was going to watch this in full daylight and then immediately go do a bunch of other stuff to drive it out of my mind. what actually happened is that i was busy all morning and afternoon and the rental was going to run out tonight, so i ended up watching it in the early evening. i know, i could have theoretically just not watched it, but schmolli does not roll like that.
so anyway, here i am, all alone, in the dark, hearing noises not just downstairs, but also upstairs. the silence on this floor is...anticipatory. whatever it is, it knows i will have to leave this room eventually. also, now i am hallucinating that something is peeking around the edge of the door at me. ever notice how the sound of cars on the freeway is kind of like people off in the distance screaming?
oh, the film itself was ok. not great, not terrible. probably not scary to a horror veteran, who presumably lacks the overactive imagination that is a key component of my current...situation.
great, a thump on the stairs. i needed that.
i had the best of intentions. i was going to watch this in full daylight and then immediately go do a bunch of other stuff to drive it out of my mind. what actually happened is that i was busy all morning and afternoon and the rental was going to run out tonight, so i ended up watching it in the early evening. i know, i could have theoretically just not watched it, but schmolli does not roll like that.
so anyway, here i am, all alone, in the dark, hearing noises not just downstairs, but also upstairs. the silence on this floor is...anticipatory. whatever it is, it knows i will have to leave this room eventually. also, now i am hallucinating that something is peeking around the edge of the door at me. ever notice how the sound of cars on the freeway is kind of like people off in the distance screaming?
oh, the film itself was ok. not great, not terrible. probably not scary to a horror veteran, who presumably lacks the overactive imagination that is a key component of my current...situation.
great, a thump on the stairs. i needed that.
the mechanic
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0472399/
"desolate" is the only word i can think of to describe this film. it had the requisite action scenes and properly intricate assassinations of well-protected people. the conflict was predictable, though reasonably well-executed.
the ending did not play out anything like i thought it would, in both good and bad ways. on the one hand, i was pleased to not be handed yet another saccharine hollywood ending, but on the other hand, i was left baffled with regard to what i was supposed to take away from this movie. for example, the character development that i thought was happening turned out to not have actually happened. it was like a giant screw you sandwich. or sammich, as i believe the kids are calling it these days. anyway, i am pretty sure that the only thing which really transformed thoughout was that a bunch of people transformed into dead. i guess there was a great deal of property damage, too.
"desolate" is the only word i can think of to describe this film. it had the requisite action scenes and properly intricate assassinations of well-protected people. the conflict was predictable, though reasonably well-executed.
the ending did not play out anything like i thought it would, in both good and bad ways. on the one hand, i was pleased to not be handed yet another saccharine hollywood ending, but on the other hand, i was left baffled with regard to what i was supposed to take away from this movie. for example, the character development that i thought was happening turned out to not have actually happened. it was like a giant screw you sandwich. or sammich, as i believe the kids are calling it these days. anyway, i am pretty sure that the only thing which really transformed thoughout was that a bunch of people transformed into dead. i guess there was a great deal of property damage, too.
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