http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1470023/
macgruber is a strong candidate for worst movie i have ever seen. i generally try to block out any memory of bad movies, so i am hard-pressed to think of its contemporaries. this film was so bad, my wife left me for my dog. you might better appreciate the badness if you also understand that i have neither a wife nor a dog. the movie was *so* bad, a wife and dog were *invented* just so the one could leave me for the other.
2010-12-26
vampires suck
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1666186/
vampires suck is a strong candidate for worst movie i have ever seen. i generally try to block out any memory of bad movies, so i am hard-pressed to think of its contemporaries. watching this film was sort of like when you are cleaning your bedroom and you discover that the cat has shit under the bed, except instead of it being cat shit under the bed, it is cancer.
vampires suck is a strong candidate for worst movie i have ever seen. i generally try to block out any memory of bad movies, so i am hard-pressed to think of its contemporaries. watching this film was sort of like when you are cleaning your bedroom and you discover that the cat has shit under the bed, except instead of it being cat shit under the bed, it is cancer.
meet the spartans
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1073498/
meet the spartans is a strong candidate for worst movie i have ever seen. i generally try to block out any memory of bad movies, so i am hard-pressed to think of its contemporaries. this film was so bad, it temporarily rendered me impotent, probably because watching it makes a person realize that there is no hope for humanity, none.
meet the spartans is a strong candidate for worst movie i have ever seen. i generally try to block out any memory of bad movies, so i am hard-pressed to think of its contemporaries. this film was so bad, it temporarily rendered me impotent, probably because watching it makes a person realize that there is no hope for humanity, none.
2010-12-24
easy a
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1282140/
easy a was surprisingly good, perhaps because of my extremely low expectations. most of the characters, including the protagonist, were unidimensional and completely lacking in meaningful character development, but that consistency, combined with the utter preposterousness of the plot, made it all work.
one thing that really surprised me was that lindsay lohan made a movie that i liked. however, as i discovered just a minute ago, i have once again confused emma stone with lindsay lohan. so that, at least, makes sense.
easy a was surprisingly good, perhaps because of my extremely low expectations. most of the characters, including the protagonist, were unidimensional and completely lacking in meaningful character development, but that consistency, combined with the utter preposterousness of the plot, made it all work.
one thing that really surprised me was that lindsay lohan made a movie that i liked. however, as i discovered just a minute ago, i have once again confused emma stone with lindsay lohan. so that, at least, makes sense.
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