i seem to have backslid on my commitment to stop watching movies that i know ahead of time are going to be horrible. vendetta is terrible, even for a WWE movie. watching dean cain grimace and squint his way through all 90 minutes of this disaster was pure torture. here are some spoilers in case you are tempted to watch:
- it is "too dangerous" to kill ex-cop dean cain, but not too dangerous to lure his ex-partner WHO IS STILL A COP into the prison and kill him instead?
- pro-tip: if you slit somebody's wrists and the blood is just slowly oozing out, YOU DID IT WRONG. arterial cuts spurt.
- one non-corrupt guard: will he be relevant? (hint: yes)
- when sending police officers to jail, do you really want to put them in the same prison they filled with prisoners?
- so you have a network of trained killers outside the jail and only one witness who needs to be silenced in order to get you out. what do you do? I KNOW, STRIKE A DEAL WITH THE CROOKED WARDEN TO LOSE HALF YOUR PROFITS.
vendetta gets one black-eyed grimace that lasts 90 minutes. also, dean cain is way fatter than when he was superman.
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