bitten

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1249294/

ever wonder what jason mewes does when he is not playing jay and silent bob?  eesh.  wonder if you must, but do not bother looking through his film catalog.  the evidence before us suggests he has mastered the art of saying the fuck word and many of its variations, but actual acting remains beyond him.

bitten gets one bloody smear all over the floor.  it would be less, but there were vampires.  it would be more, but they were not very good vampires.