http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1291150
tmnt is so much worse than you expect. to be fair, i did have overly generous expectations, mostly because the 1990 version was so incredibly epic. who could forget great lines like "never lower your eyes to an enemy" and characters like the inimitable casey jones? this remake is by comparison a line of baking soda disguised as cocaine--not a good idea in the first place and then, oops, you are dead. actually, i am not sure what happens if you snort baking soda, but i doubt it is good. at the very least, you are going to have to wipe all that powder off your nose.
tmnt gets one inexplicable plot line involving harvesting mutant blood to create an antidote to a toxin that has existed for a decade, thus mirroring some story about a thing that supposedly happened in japan?
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