butch cassidy and the sundance kid is the greatest movie ever made. sound, lighting, effects, it has all of the components that are required to make a movie. and the actors! wow. just, wow. the one guy and the other guy, they play off of each other like the peanut butter and the chocolate in a reese's peanut butter cup, and it is pretty good. and the ending! quite a scene.
but enough about that, let me tell you about a new service i am offering: paid-for movie reviews!
now, you might be thinking to yourself that surely, schmolli is not blatantly offering to write good reviews for movies that he has not even watched, for money. however, let me assure that this is exactly what i am doing. my philosophy is that if you are going to go to the trouble of selling out, you should at least make a lot of money off of it.
anyway, here is how it works:
- write review: $1 per star
- require enough research to make it sound like i watched the movie: $1
- actually watch movie: $5
- product placement: $1-$20 (sliding scale based on product and difficulty of placement.)
- deny that review has been paid for: FREE
that reminds me, all the things i said about BCATSK above were completely true and were based off of my viewing of this film.
BCATSK gets twenty sellouts.
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