double dragon

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106761

double dragon is one of the movies that they are talking about when they say that movie adaptations of video games are all horrible.  it was basically on par with the super mario brothers movie.  they did not even get the fighting parts right.  honestly.  the person you have in the role of the martial arts master should at least be able to kick above the level of her knees.  it was bad enough to make me feel alive again, though to be fair, the main feeling was a kind of revulsion that i could frankly have done without.  or perhaps feeling alive is overrated.  better to be dead inside, and thus immune to this filth that rots us away from the inside.  lo, i am become ripe with disease, covered over in sores and maggot-filled.

double dragon gets one half of a dragon medallion.