the host

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1517260

shortly before i was subjected to a viewing of the host, i saw ender's game and was sure that i had seen the worst that 2013 would have to offer.  hoo boy.  it all became clear when i learned that the host was based on a book written by the same person who wrote twilight.

you know what i am talking about.  longing glances, piercing gazes, insipid dialogue.  did somebody say LOVE QUADRANGLE?  it was all very painful to experience, and i could only do it by breaking this two hour avalanche of atrocity into three separate viewings, one for each century it took to watch.

the host gets one wanderer whose back story is highly suspicious and does not make a whole lot of sense and who did not get to drive a lotus even once SADFACE.