movie 43

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1333125

movie 43 is a film whose time has clearly come.  the specific time i am referring to is, of course, the end of times.

it has been said that the moviegoing public does not get the experience they wish for, but rather, the one they deserve.  movie 43 disproves that statement by virtue of the fact that the moviegoing public would have to be made up completely of serial paedophile necromorph nazi power rangers in order to deserve an atrocity like this.

let me put it another way.  suppose you were strapped down to a table while a serial paedophile necromorph nazi power ranger used a pair of pliers to pull out your hairs, fingernails, etc one-by-one, demanding that you laugh uncontrollably the entire time.  suppose that he filmed the whole thing from multiple angles.  suppose that he edited the resulting film, added a laugh track, and marketed it as a feature film.  suppose he called it "movie 43."  you might be asking yourself whether this actually happened.  the answer is "maybe."

movie 43 gets one fart joke.  YOYO!