hit and run

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2097307

bradley cooper is still not samuel jackson.  tom arnold is still not funny.  kristen bell is still not playing characters that are not insipid.  there, see how bad this movie was?  it has only inspired me to say mean things about people i do not know, who probably all tried really hard to make some nice entertainment for you, except it did not happen to work out.  is that a crime?  no, of course not.  but maybe it should be.

hit and run is a comedy that looks sideways at you after every punchline to see why it is you are not laughing.  like pennywise the clown, except that pennywise was funny, in between gruesome mutilation/murders.

just to be crystal clear, the comparison there had the sadistic child-slaughtering clown coming out on top.

the only part i liked about this film was the inspirational thing the guy told the girl, but you can see that in the first two minutes, then shut off the show and go on with your life.  i think that is the way they should have packaged it.  editing this movie down to a 45 second inspirational youtube clip would propel it from a two star meh-fest into a thumbs-up-and-share.  you could twitter it at all your friends, then bookface it to your myspace.  yahoo!

hit and run gets two mehs.