the prophecy

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114194

you know, i recognized both the guy and the girl, but just could not remember where i knew them from.  i was an hour into this movie before it finally clicked and i realized that the guy was casey jones.  it took another ten minutes for me to realize that the girl was april o'neil.  the whole thing was through the looking glass for me after that.  it was just impossible to take it at all seriously, not that i was taking it that seriously to begin with.  they were smart to include zombies, but these were the lamest zombies ever.  not only were they sentient, but they did not eat brains and they did not want anything other than to die.  do not even get me started on the strippers that were not in this movie.

i dunno what really happened.  there were some super-powerful angels and somehow the weak humans managed to overcome them and win.  whatever.  the prophecy gets one immolation.