butter

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1349451

for some reason, i expected butter to break out of its tiny mold and go big, but it started as a small story, developed as a small story, and finished as a small story.  the jokes flopped for the most part, usually in that uncomfortable way where the actor has done their utmost to deliver it correctly, but it just happens to not be funny.  the extent of the character development was that jennifer garner cried at the end.  however, this was right after she lost the big butter carving competition that meant everything to her, so it is perhaps unwise to read too much into those tears.  oh, by the way, this review may contain spoilers.  as usual.

it seemed to me that they did what they could with the story, but it was just not that interesting.  to make this heap much better, they would have had to take it in a completely different direction.  for example, they could have centered the story on the stripper, who could have entered the butter-carving competition to try to win the cash prize so she could save her strip club from going under.  she could have been joined by all the other strippers from the club, and zombies could have attacked the competition hall, forcing the strippers to use their butter-carving skills to defend themselves.  maybe the zombies turn out to be allergic to butter or something.  anyway, with dwindling butter supplies, they are forced to make a last stand around the stripper's award-winning butter sculpture, and she is forced to dismantle it for the butter to kill the zombie master once and for all.  with the zombies defeated, the judges for the butter-carving competition finally arrive and disqualify the stripper's sculpture on account of it having been used to kill the zombie master.  the stripper flings butter into the judges' faces climbs onto her motorcycle, and hits the road:  a wanderer once again.  i call it butter-carving zombie-slaying strippers and give it five academy awards.

butter, on the other hand, gets two sticks.  all in all, it flopped hard.  i vaguely remember laughing, though, so i am cutting it a little slack.  truthfully, my memory is a little fuzzy.  i might have been laughing because of something outside the movie, also we were watching SNL clips after it was over, so it could have been that.