pretty persuasion

the first half was like a failure of a two star comedy, but then it suddenly turned into a creepy horror movie that was actually pretty good.

throne of blood

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050613/

just as bad as "ran", but thankfully shorter.

stranger than fiction

will ferrell played a serious character and did not suck. weirder things have happened, i guess.

a river runs through it

/me has robert redford's children.

memoirs of a geisha

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0397535/

this is the movie that inspired me to give up a life of crime and study to become a geisha.

i am just kidding, of course. i did not give up the life of crime.