daisies

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060959/

another chapter in the ongoing saga "how netflix recommendations screwed me like a bitch." the only bright spots about this atrocity are 1) that it is short and 2) there is a marvelous technology called "fast forward" which you can use to make it even shorter.

conspiracy theory

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118883/

spoiler warning: mel gibson is a looney. oh wait.

an officer and a gentleman

the primary value of watching this film comes from being able to understand pop culture references. top gun was better and did not have richard gere in it.

the 40-year-old virgin

in a wild divergence from the standard, this film merely filled me with homicidal urges directed towards all persons who have ever uttered the words "love," "virgin," or "sex."

the virgin suicides

this film could have been much shorter and more enjoyable if everyone--not just the girls--had committed suicide at the beginning instead of waiting until the end.