the expendables 3

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2333784/

the expendables was a movie whose time had come and the expendables 2 was a movie that did not need to be made.  expendables 3 connects those two data points and keeps going along the same trajectory; it is a movie which desperately needed to not be made.

what were the redeeming features of the first two expendables movies?  hell if i remember.  the third one's blitzkrieg  of explosions and gunfire was quite effective as a memory wiping device.  i think?  hard to remember much of anything, really.  i guess it is equally plausible that mel gibson climbed in my window and brainwashed me in my sleep.  it could also have been aliens.  aliens and mel gibson, working together?  perhaps.

the expendables 3 gets one memory wipe.