the equalizer

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0455944

the equalizer clearly demonstrated two things.  the first is that it is still a lot of fun to watch denzel kick the crap out of anonymous bad guys.  the second is that home depot is where you want to be when the zombies come.  they have everything there.  explosives, firearms, sharp things, pointy things, blunt force trauma things.  you could kill a lot of zombies with stuff from home depot.  if you do not have a route to the nearest home depot memorized, my friends, then you are *not* ready for the apocalypse.  maybe you are thinking you will hole up in the supermarket or something.  they have an aisle with some auto stuff and another aisle with some home improvement stuff, right?  ho ho ho.  you know what is going to happen when you take those supermarket lawn shears and try to cut off some zombie heads?  they are going to get jammed up on you, that is what.  you are going to get the first zombie, then the second zombie is going to get you.  know what you need?  professional grade lawn shears.  know where you can find them?  home depot.  aisle nine.

the equalizer gets four nailguns.  i devoutly hope they do not make a sequel.  i just have a feeling.