http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1549920
i am really glad that schwarzenegger is making movies again. i am even more glad that he is making *80s* movies again. the last stand has holes a-plenty, but who cares. dirty cop cliche? super fast car? bad guys magically know where all the roadblocks will be? eh. i cannot get too upset about these trivialities because we all know that the point of this movie is to be a metaphor for schwarzenegger's career. i am not too good at the metaphors, but i will take a crack at explaining it. in this metaphor, schwarzenegger represents...arnold schwarzenegger. the bad guy represents...um...adversity. lessee, there was a girl, she must be fate, which makes the reformed deputy guy kratos. forest whittaker represents poseidon, while the car guy is hades. i am not sure who zeus is. this metaphor business is pretty tiring.
the last stand gets three career refreshes.
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