http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1428538/
hansel and gretel is one of those horror movies where the real horror is that in the final minutes, they were clearly lining up a sequel. please, no more. think of the children. not the children in the movie. the children outside the movie. the ones that are in danger of being exposed to such dangerous materials as grand white witches and trolls-with-hearts-of-gold. also, how do you spend your whole life hunting evil witches and still be completely unaware that not only do good witches exist, but that you-or-your-sister is one of them? do not even talk to me about acting, plot, sound, music, lighting, or cinematography.
hansel and gretel get one half witchblade each.
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