http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2381249
they had the motor vehicle chases and explosions, alright, but if you try to engage your brain at all with either the mechanics or the plot, you are going to have a bad time. there is just so much to complain about, i am not sure where to start. so let me just say that everything about the motor vehicle chases was wrong. ditto for the super secret computing facility they broke into, the one with the cooling system that made absolutely no sense. as well as for every single piece of the plot line. also--and this is very important--if you ever find yourself closed in a bulletproof box, STOP SHOOTING. also also, if you ever find yourself *outside* a bulletproof box and the person inside the box continues to shoot at you while inexplicably not dying, DO NOT STAND STILL. "bulletproof" is a suggestion, not a natural law.
with all that said, the stunts were good and everyone seemed to be having a good time. so there is that.
MIRN gets two shattered knees.
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