spawn

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120177

i saw spawn way back when it first came out, and i remembered thinking it was horrible.  but then a so-called friend of mine reminded me that michael jai white was in it, so i thought i would give it a second shot.  man oh man was that the biggest mistake ever.

the only reason to not start with the terrible writing, acting, plot, and special effects is that it would prevent me from starting with the horrible everything else.  even the cliches were the worst thing that could possibly exist, and you would think that you would be inured to bad cliches.  the worst part is that it is because of shitty movies like this that nobody took superhero movies seriously for forever.  actually, i am not sure i can select just one worst part because there are so many to choose from.

spawn gets one set of magic armour.  oh dear god will you please learn to use the magic armour already.