red 2

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1821694

i guess they must have made enough money off of red that they felt comfortable taking a chance on red 2.  or possibly they had a coupon for some free bruce willis?  i know if i had a coupon for free bruce willis, i would be all like, hey, we should make a movie.  that is not really what i would like a free coupon for, though.  what i would like a free coupon for would be something more like could we all please chill out and make the world a better place.  not for our hypothetical children, who would probably be a bunch of ungrateful jerks about it anyway, but for us, right now.  put down your guns and bombs, and finally understand that we are all stuck here together so SHARE YOUR GODDAMN TOYS AND PLAY NICE.

once everybody is playing nicely together, i will really be able to take advantage of them.  and that will be very good for me and my hypothetical children.  i shall build a moon castle and fill it with hypothetical chocolate and whiskey, plus a non-hypothetical atmosphere.

red 2 gets one hypothetical superbomb.