non-stop

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2024469

i am up in the air about whether i think this was a horrible movie because it was horrible or it was a great movie because it prominently displays everything that is wrong with typical usian attitudes towards so-called security.  i am going to go with "horrible" because otherwise i assume the tsa is going to feel me up more than usual the next time i have to fly.  no need for any of that, i love america!  pass the pringles and let us go root for our favorite sportsball teams!

ugh.  and let me tell you, all of these chatty terrorists are killing me.  not that i want to give tips to terrorists here, but guys, please.  we have to talk.  actually, you have to not talk.  just whack the protagonist, escape, and blow the plane.  if hollywood ever writes a terrorist who can manage to just operate that way, i will give them a dollar.  the terrorists do not have to succeed, they just have to not blow it with excessive dialoguing.  actually, if they could succeed by not blowing it with excessive dialogue, then i think that would be great because it would establish them as good role models for other hollywood terrorists to look up to.

non-stop gets 150 million dollars in a bank account in my name, or else i will write another horrible review every 20 minutes.