tactical force

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1458915

yet another stone cold steve austin film.  he is getting better at the whole acting thing, and he is getting better co-stars (michael jai white!), but even stone cold can get blindsided by a terrible script with absolutely no redeeming values.  it is like when you are in a tag-team wrasslin' match and one of your opponents starts mouthing off.  so you walk over there to have a quiet word with him, but he just keeps laying into you with the insults.  you stand there, mouth hanging open, clearly unable to believe what you are hearing, but still trying to reason with him.  it is your firm believe that all humans deserve the benefit of the doubt and your best effort at understanding their viewpoint.  meanwhile, behind your back, your opponent's partner and one of his friends has snuck into the ring with a folding chair.  suddenly, BAM!  you are seeing stars as you are simultaneously hit with a folding chair, a flying kick from the top of the turnbuckle, and a 2x4 that was inexplicably lying around near the ring.  incredibly, the force of all these blows knocks you over the top rope, and you go flying out of the ring.  your fall is broken when you land on the judge's table at ringside, which collapses underneath you.

tactical force gets one folding chair.