american shaolin

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101327/

american shaolin was infantile and racist.  also, despite being made in the 90s, everybody had 80s hair.

they did a lot of moves that i am sure were meant to look fancy, but the flow was way off, which made it impossible to enjoy.  the protagonist saw the love interest for about 5 minutes during the whole movie, so i am unclear on how he managed to woo her.  what were those animated wooden kickboxing dummies, anyway?  also, at the end, he took a giant dump on the chest of all the things he supposedly spent the entire movie learning.

this heinousness gets a single kick to the jaw.  i would dearly love to kick it a few more times, but i am concerned that people might misconstrue the additional kicks as a higher rating.