http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1225822/
funny, but not too engaging. i was pleasantly surprised by the lack of extract- and ball-related jokes. also pleasantly surprised by how much ben affleck did not suck.
extract gets three gigolos.
2012-07-11
2012-07-03
prometheus
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1446714/
there was a lot to like about prometheus, which is why it is such a crime that they blew it by using outright stupid science. all you spacefarers, here are a couple pro tips: 1) do not take your helmet off just because the air composition is "breathable." 2) hostile/nervous alien creature approaching? kindly refrain from reaching out to pet it, especially if it looks like a snake that might try to crawl down your throat. those of you who saw tales from the darkside will recall that this rule also applies to cats.
otherwise, pretty enjoyable. i eagerly await the director's cut that will fix the mismatches between prometheus and alien.
there was a lot to like about prometheus, which is why it is such a crime that they blew it by using outright stupid science. all you spacefarers, here are a couple pro tips: 1) do not take your helmet off just because the air composition is "breathable." 2) hostile/nervous alien creature approaching? kindly refrain from reaching out to pet it, especially if it looks like a snake that might try to crawl down your throat. those of you who saw tales from the darkside will recall that this rule also applies to cats.
otherwise, pretty enjoyable. i eagerly await the director's cut that will fix the mismatches between prometheus and alien.
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